"I would like something to eat that would last," says Ako.

What she gets is dwarf bread. That's... not quite what she's after.

"I was thinking," she tries again, "That it might only last a few months?"

This time it's the Humanitarian Daily Ration. A pallet load of them.

"...It might be time for you to take a break, Bar-san."

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Strike One.

The Bar is a disaster area. Bottles fallen everywhere.
Broken. In pieces. Wait rats still working everywhere.

Strike Two.

There is a green glow hologram floating over her bar.
No. Not kidding. A green glow hologram over her bar.

Strike Three."What do you mean we only have these ingredients? We stock several universes ( Read more... )

This place.

Every time it shows up, Ray feels a bit nervous. Last time it were dreams. Before that, he got turned into a bird. It's no wonder, then, that he looks suspicious when he approaches the bar ( Read more... )

[OOM: He just has his hands and his mind to work with when it gets down to itIt's a remarkably peaceful evening outside in Milliways, there's ice on the lake, and it's cold and snowy outside...at least at first, before the rumbling begins beneath the ice. The resident giant squid, scuttle out of the way of the force coming out of one of the giant ( Read more... )

Ben Wade is greeted with a handful of surprises when he enters the bar.

One is delicious.

Another is unexpected, to say the least ( Read more... )

Kanaya's just about to order some food for herself when one of the Bar's patented napkin-messages appears in front of her, and she blinks at it for a moment before responding.

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On his way downstairs, Doc has one goal in mind: get out the back door and out of the bar, and eventually make his way out to the stables ( Read more... )

"Bar. Sweetheart. Could you do me a tiny, little favor?"

A napkin appears and Robo reads it before sighing.

"Yeah, sure, get some rest first. I'll cover."

Specials
Things I know how to mix, 10% off. `
You get to guess how good I am at bar tending.

"Happy hour is on folks."

[OOC: Open until the next one.]

Specials:
half off anything ordered in rhyme
(if you're not a natural, take your time)

One god of poetry (among other things) behind the Bar, letting the poor girl have a nap. Rhyming orders not required; he just felt like it.

It's been forever since she's been here but Jessica Spider-Woman is happy for the break...that is until she discovers it's not really  a break as Bar wants her to run the happy hour. It's been a while since she's slung drinks but she thinks she can still manage so she accepts easily enough.

But then there is what to have for specials...
Teach me a ( Read more... )